poem for the day

i offer, today, a highly imperfect poem that i'd written many mondays ago. it was a spontaneous response to an email from a friend, and it made me laugh as i remembered it today :). i hope it amuses, if ever so slightly:

"Any ideas, suggestions, clues on what to do with Monday blues?"

I say...
Chuck your Monday blues!
Crush them with your shoes!
And let the shoes diffuse
These Monday morning blues!

OR

Toss them in the air!
Strip their insides bare!
Show you do not care!
Monday blues, beware!

OR

Twist them out of shape!
Squish them like a grape!
Let them stand agape!
Monday blues, you ape!

OR

Show them all your might!
Shake them left and right!
They'll know not day from night!
Those blues will flee from sight!