too much to pen

not enough time. sigh. why does it all come down to time? who is time anyway?!

i need a machine that can record my thoughts. not just any thoughts, but the thoughts i wish to have recorded. it should do the filtering for me though. also, it should pen them - directly - onto my blog. mind to blog. directly. got it?

wait a second. it must also know me well enough to know my writing style, and be sure to conform. that should be easy. all it needs to do is read everything i've ever written (that is available) and do the learning.

that's all. any takers? i'm willing to pay a handsome fee.